My friend sent me this video without context
I’m laughing so hard !
I’m a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg.
This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho
Mark Gatiss - Sherlock Q&A - Brazil
Friendly reminder that this is the humor behind the show.
*actually takes homework out of backpack* Progress
HOGWARTS FOUNDERS → GODRIC GRYFFINDOR
Professor Godric Gryffindor was a wizard of medieval times and one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was good friends with Salazar Slytherin but opposed him when he later thought that they should not accept Muggle-born students at Hogwarts. It is unknown when he died. Gryffindor’s birthplace became known as Godric’s Hollow, in his honour. Godric Gryffindor’s portrait still remains at Hogwarts.Gryffindor is said to have praised courage, determination and strength of heart above all other qualities. Indeed, he selected students for his house based upon their daring and bravery, according to the Sorting Hat. He also was the most in favour of allowing Muggle-borns into the school. [x]
Hook and Emma are interesting because they are quite similar people, I think, in very different circumstances. They’ve both been abandoned as kids, they’ve both been thieves… They see quite a lot of that in each other, and they’ve formed quite a deep connection because of that. I think that’s sort of why people have latched onto the idea of Hook and Emma being together. — Colin O’Donoghue, (x)
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday
team I can do both but i’m too fucking lazy and tired to do it.